assbutt-in-the-garrison:

thetricksterandtheoptimist:

evil-overlordess:

Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.

 Satan was just pretty chill.”

what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore

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livx18:

misha-bawlins:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

what is the point of a thigh gap

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i’ve learned so much

Actually I really want a thigh gap simply cos I can’t wear skirts without getting a weird rash where my thighs rub against each other :’( sorry for TMI.

Ditto on the rash thing

tiny-yeast-farts:

id be fuckin dead what the hell do you expect me to do a fuckin backflip

tiny-yeast-farts:

id be fuckin dead what the hell do you expect me to do a fuckin backflip

batmanmyman:

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IM LAUGHING REALLU HARD BUT ALOS KINDA CRYIG????

riddikiluslygorgeous:

welldonehaveacookie:

miss-doctorwho:

As long as it starts with B and C we all know its about Beqeduhlck Cuqiubfiecm

It doesn’t even have to start with B and C for us to know its about Flufferdoodle Gardenhose 

No but this is legitimately concerning because I actually know who you’re talking about

bowtied:

ccemetery:

baby eel

Prisoner Zero’s baby photos.

bowtied:

ccemetery:

baby eel

Prisoner Zero’s baby photos.

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loosealbluth:

If your favorite tv show doesn’t make you want to stab yourself repeatedly in the heart, then it’s not your favorite tv show.

sorryforpartybarackin:

leave me alone but also give me constant attention

  • me: hi may i get a caramel frappuccino
  • starbucks: sure. may i get your name please
  • me: esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez

halogenic:

have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?

samdesantis:

a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself

thewicked-eternity