Every day my brother buys a bottle of Dr. Pepper and puts it in the fridge and leaves to work/school
Every day he gets home and doesn’t find it in the fridge
I’ve convinced him that he never bought the soda in the first place and he believes me.
Every single time.
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THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
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OH NY FUCKING GOFD I JUST WALKED PAST A SCARY CRAZY OLD MAN AND HE SCREAMED IN MY FACE “I CAN SEE YOU LOVE THE INTERNET I CAN TELL BY YOUR DEAD EYES” I WAS SO SCARED IS IT REALLY TAHT OBVIOUS OMF HELP
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I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
sayin’ WAIT SHIT NO COME BACK I NEED THOSE
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I am the snake in my boot
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imagine if i was famous and you would all be like “i followed her once”
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hannah willis. 
