Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
“ Satan was just pretty chill.”
what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore
what is the point of a thigh gap
i’ve learned so much
Actually I really want a thigh gap simply cos I can’t wear skirts without getting a weird rash where my thighs rub against each other :’( sorry for TMI.
Ditto on the rash thing
id be fuckin dead what the hell do you expect me to do a fuckin backflip
IM LAUGHING REALLU HARD BUT ALOS KINDA CRYIG????
As long as it starts with B and C we all know its about Beqeduhlck Cuqiubfiecm
It doesn’t even have to start with B and C for us to know its about Flufferdoodle Gardenhose
No but this is legitimately concerning because I actually know who you’re talking about
baby eel
Prisoner Zero’s baby photos.
If your favorite tv show doesn’t make you want to stab yourself repeatedly in the heart, then it’s not your favorite tv show.
leave me alone but also give me constant attention
- me: hi may i get a caramel frappuccino
- starbucks: sure. may i get your name please
- me: esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez
have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?
a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself
